Spring Has Sprung

So happy it is spring!!  It has been a long cold winter.  The best part of the new season?  No, it's not the blooming trees or open windows... it's the shirtless wonderboys running outside in the sunshine.  I could set up a chair, glass of wine in hand and watch all day.  Ok Ok... call me a hopeless single girl, but wow.  Truth?  I could never be with a man who thought he was prettier than me but it is still fun to look haha.

Moving along, I'm starting to think the saying, "Men are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped" is true.  Maybe they are all hibernating this winter?  It seems like every guy I have met recently is either completely vain, a complete loser, or went in for a very unwanted kiss.  Ugh.  Awkward.

I need a new place to find guys.  I'm too chicken to talk to the cute guy in the grocery store.  My part time job only brings in gorgeous gay men or married men and snotty old ladies.  And everyone I hang out with is married with more married friends.  For some reason, I seem to have lost all of my confidence when it comes to dating.  Maybe it's history or just a string of bad luck, either way I need to get my 'groove' back.  Not to mention, I'm still convinced there is no one in this city for me.

My friends always say there are plenty of fish in the sea, but here is how I see it:

50% of those fish are girls.  30% are over 18 years old and 15% are under 10 years old.  Which leaves 5% of the population.  2% of the remaining fish are taken and we haven not even gotten into the personalities of 'said' fish, what the fish look like and what we have in common.  My odds aren't looking so great!  HAHA

I've had a lot of time to think about past relationships lately.  What went wrong?  What could I have done different?  Maybe it just wasn't meant to be?  How many cliches can I mention in this post?  How can I love and hate someone so much?  Sometimes I think I am just not ready to move on.  But do people really change?  Do the good times outweigh the bad?  I don't know.  I wish there was a manual.

Bottom line, never make someone a priority when you are just their option.

I'm hoping that the changing of the season will bring some new changes in my life.  New job (hopefully), new friends (I still love my current ones), and fingers crossed, a fresh start.  Good things come to those who wait, right?  ;)  On that note... peace out winter.  Hello sunshine, I've been waiting patiently!