10. Cooking for 1 sucks.
9. If I get a dog, who will clean up after her?
8. I'd like to stop crying at sappy movies.
7. It's wedding season.
6. I need someone to drive the car on road trips.
5. Spooning.
4. Euchre? Kind of need a partner.
3. I could use an excuse to wear these cute shoes out.
2. My mattress is sinking in the middle.
1. I really don't want to end up on The Bachelor.
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9. Dogs are a pain in the ass, get a cat
8. You are going to cry during these movies for the rest of your life, my wife is proof. Insert sad and lonely dog and you may get a man tear.
7. Weddings = Cash and cash is always in season
6. This one I understand.
5. Spooning always leads to forking and forking becomes a chore.
4. Euchre...seriously....euchre....I'm sure there is a retirement home nearby to satisfy your partner requirements
3. With a man, you'll lose interest in "looking cute", trust me its cost effective
2. Married folk sleeping in the same bed search for larger beds to they don't touch each other, two divits in a queen #winning
1. Being on the Bachelor is better than Biggest Loser